A few words.

I’d like to offer my fans a sincere and heartfelt apology. There’s no excuse for waiting this long to put a few new words up here. I could say that I’ve been busy, but that’s a lie. Yeah, I do things, but so do Sydney Owen and Nicole Antoinette and yet they somehow manage to come up with good content on a regular basis. Yeah, I went there. I read a blog that’s 90-95% about vaginas. And I’m a man. Wanna fight about it?

As some of you know, I have recently started a new career in sales. As I was reading through my last post I noticed a few things 1.) I have zero idea what I’m talking about 2.) My mixture of optimism and narcissism is completely unfounded, and 3.) I should update this thing more often so that previous posts get pushed to the bottom of the page and out of view of the general public.

And finally: factotum, lubricious, dubiety.